Of The Week!!!!!
Hey brothers and sisters, students and jabroni’s. Welcome to the first ever Slap Nut of the Week. To earn the Slapnut of the Week, you must be a total idiot, jackass, ignorant Jabroni; which now leads me to the Slap Nut of the Week. It was pretty funny because I actually got the Slap Nut today. This is going to be one of the funniest things you’ll ever hear in your life. It happened in Phys. Ed today. Our February unit was Archery. This was the actual bow and arrow. You could kill someone with the arrow. So today we were being tested, and the teacher (Mr.Eisenberg) gave us a couple of practice rounds to shot and prepare with our technique. So this one guy loaded the arrow with the bow, and pulls back and released. He didn’t just release the arrow…he also released the bow. What an idiot! To make matters worse, while people were still shooting, he ran on the shooting range to go pick up his bow, with his hands blocking his head. If it wasn’t the high pitched yelling of Mr.Eisenberg, he would have got an arrow through the head. Wellit was all worth it in the end where Mr.Eisenberg yelled the crap out of Dennis! I had a good laugh in the equipment room. So DENNIS, that makes you the Slapnut of the Week, take that for what it’s worth, and stick it up your ass!!
